Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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