yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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