Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
