My friends, they love my intelligence
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
