Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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