doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
barbara walters just said penis...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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