yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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