My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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