better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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