it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
