Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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