I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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