We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
