Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
