yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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