So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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