just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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