Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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