Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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