the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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