I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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