is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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