I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
