There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
only if we run a train.
done.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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