so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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