I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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