It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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