You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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