Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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