Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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