I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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