but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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