sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
