you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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