even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Randomize
