And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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