butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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