why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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