I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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