i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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