I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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