When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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