WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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