love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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