It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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