his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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