is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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