Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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