OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Porn is love you can see.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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