Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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