I'm lost and stupid without you.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
