and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
