That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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