Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my shit smells like andre
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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