well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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